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Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
  • Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli
Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli

Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli

$20.99
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Pickup available at Tulip Bloom Boutique

Usually ready in 24 hours

Hot Girl Shit - Funny Hand Cream, Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli

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Tulip Bloom Boutique

Pickup available, usually ready in 24 hours

138 5th St
West Des Moines IA 50265
United States

5152105009
Details
The hand crème that keeps up with your hottest, busiest days. Hot Girl Shit is a best-selling blend of cocoa butter and jojoba oil that hydrates dry hands without the greasy feel. The fresh mix of sea salt, citrus, and neroli delivers a bright, luxe scent that makes self-care feel elevated but effortless. Vegan, cruelty-free, and made in the USA, this clean hand crème is functional skincare with a bold personality — the kind of under-$25 gift customers love to grab for themselves and their girlfriends. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a self-care essential that doubles as a statement. Why customers love it: • Hydrating blend: Cocoa butter + jojoba oil for silky smooth hands. • Non-greasy formula: Absorbs fast for everyday use. • Bright scent: Sea salt, citrus & neroli for a fresh, elevated vibe. • Gift-ready packaging: Luxe recyclable tube with gold cap. • Clean beauty standards: Vegan, cruelty-free, made in the USA. Best for: Retailers who want cheeky, bold products that still perform. Perfect for boutiques, apothecaries, gift shops, and spa retail where self-care meets personality. Merchandising ideas for retailers: • Position as an impulse buy under $25 — fun name + functional product. • Cross-merchandise with girl’s night or self-care displays — pair with shower steamers, notepads, or matches. • Great for Holiday Gifting, Valentine's Day Gifts, Birthday Gifts, Mother's Day Gifts, Bachelorette Gifts or Stocking Stuffers under $25 • Highlight as a best seller in seasonal gifting displays. The Chez Gagné twist (straight from the tube): “Need to get those hands in formation? We got you, boo. We’ll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our lightweight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. The fast absorbing jojoba oil and nourishing cocoa butter leave your hands feeling silky and smooth without that greasy gross feel. Leave the rough shit to us. You’re welcome, hottie.” Product details: • Name: Hot Girl Shit Moisturizing Hand Crème – Sea Salt, Citrus & Neroli • Size: 3.4 oz / Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in. • Packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap • Formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing blend with cocoa butter and jojoba oil • Scent: Sea Salt, Citrus & Neroli (bright, fresh, luxe) • Made in USA: from domestic + globally sourced components • Vegan + cruelty-free
Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping

Orders are processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends and holidays).

We offer $7.99 flat rate shipping within the continental US.  Most Home Decor items are store pick-up only at this time.  

In-store pickup
Avoid the shipping fees and get your new items sooner with free local pickup at Tulip Bloom Boutique, 415 5th St, West Des Moines, IA 50265. After placing your order and selecting local pickup at checkout, your order will be prepared and ready for pick up within 1 business day. We will send you an email when your order is ready along with instructions. 

Our in-store pickup hours are available between 10 am - 5 pm, Tuesday - Friday and 10 am - 4 pm, Saturdays. Please have your order confirmation email with you when you come.
Returns

We have a 14-day online return policy. You must contact us within two weeks of receiving your item to request a return in the form of store credit. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the new, unused condition.  Clothing must be free of makeup stains, deodorant marks, pet hair and smoke scents. Returns must have a receipt or proof of purchase.  Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. No exceptions.

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